Saturday, June 14, 2008

Palkia, Use Spacial Rend!

Pokemon Battle Revolution







How half a fetus could ever reach the egg is another fascinating mystery of the human body.



















Fun: D+ Anyone up for a battle? Anyone?







Features: B Character customisation. Woohoo.







Graphics: A- Graphics are blurry, but that 60 fps and those colorful stadiums rock!







Controls: N/A You are battling 24/7 in this game like you did in the stone age, in this case one day a year.







Multiplayer: C This is why Mark Bozon hit that flat note on his video review: broken online multiplayer.







AI: B Same old, same old.







Repetitive Value: D- It falls into the same trap as it's handheld cousins -- except this time when you start the game.







Depth: F Depth? Ha! My math tests go deeper than this!!







Music: D Thrown together music, and an annoying announcer. What could be worse? Answer: the game!







Presentation: D Why the heck Nintendo sent it out half finished will never be known by even the most intelligent life in space.







Level Design: N/A Hellllooo, it a bad Pokemon game!







Single Player: F If you like a bland, uninspired, shallow, and unrewarding single player, this is the game for you!







Overall D+ Wow, I commented on all the categories!




Verdict

4.0

Pros: The best graphics of the 3 3D Pokemon games.

Cons: The game feels half finished.

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