Friday, June 27, 2008

Pikmin 3 Ideas

Pikmin



Green: Turns bulborbs into Bulbmin!

Brown: Builds stuff to help get across rivers and climb things. Also throws rocks at enemys.

Clear: Can pass through impassible walls and will not provoke monsters or set off traps. Dies easily.

Black: Imune to all traps and hazards -- exluding pits.

Light Blue: Flys when thrown.

Pink: Heals Pikmin and Olimar. Can form a shield. Can throw and pluck Pikmin. Uncommon.

Orange: Can handle bomb rocks. Can mine rocks and treasure out of ground and discover hidden caves.

Rainbow: Has all Pikmin abilites. Very rare.

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Collectables



Revolutionary Remote - Wiimote

Depressing Ring - 3/4 of red ring

Magic Storage - SD card - Can now have 120 Pikmin out.

W.F.O - Frisbee

Fluffy Nut - Carnival Peanut

Chance Well - Yahtzee Cup

Clueless Statue - Red CLUE Peg

Puzzled Pottery - Purple CLUE Peg

Dazzled Totem - Yellow CLUE Peg

Dumbfounded Thumb - Green CLUE Peg

Dizzied Idol - Blue CLUE Peg


Alien's Cork - Pacifier

Cute Column - Finger Puppet

Arrow Director - Computer Mouse -

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Story

Soon after coming home from the Pikmin Planet, Olimar's son starts begging Olimar to take him there. After constant pestering, Olimar finally gives in and sets off with Louie to the Pikmin Planet. Soon after landing, Olimar's son gets careless and picks a fight with a strange looking bulborb.. Needless to say, he is kidnapped. Olimar franticly chases the bulborb, but is knocked asleep by it. He is woken by Louie and a group of Pikmin. The computer can't locate Olimar's son and thinks he was taken to a foreign part of the planet. They would need to collect 10000 worth of treasure to buy materials to build a radar to locate his son's wereabouts. You should know Olimar does next...

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Tuesday, June 24, 2008

The Next Smash Roster (Hopefully)

I know what the Smashers are wanting to hear, 'Brawl Sequel Comfirmed!'. Trust me, I wanna hear it just as much as everyone else. Just one question, which mascots deserve to be on the plane? I know who I want on -- maybe I should tell you.
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Mario
Luigi
Peach
Bowser
Bowser Jr
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D.K.
Diddy Kong
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Link
Zelda
Sheik
Midna & Wolf Link
Toon Link
Ganon
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Samus
ZSS
Ridley
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Fox
Falco
Krystal
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Pikachu
Pokemon Trainer 2-Empoleon Turtwig Monferno
Jigglypuff
Darkrai
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Issac
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Ike
Marth
Sothe
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Ness
Lucas
Masked Man (aka Claus)
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Kirby
Meta-Knight
King Dedeedee
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Wario
Kat & Ana
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Sonic------------V
Werewolf Sonic -<
Shadow
Silver
Tails
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Olimar
Louie
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Pit
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Mr.Game & Watch
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Yoshi
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Ice Climbers
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SUPER SMASH BROS BRAWL REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Super Smash Bros Brawl
"It doesn't have that Galaxy magic." says NGamer. "Galaxy doesn't have the BRAWL magic." I say. HOHOHOHOHOHOHO!

Fun: S

Features: S Even trophy collecting is fun.

Graphics: A- Great, but there are LOOOOOOTS of L.T.s.

Controls: A+ It's impossible not to find a comfortable control scheme.

Multiplayer: S A S, and puhhhhhhlllllease don't make me say it again.

AI: B

Repetitive Value: S+ And still an understatement to the eternal wonder Nintendo has created.

Depth: S My Ss are deep too.

Music: S SEGA quality.

Presentation: S News flash critics: if anyone complains about untapped profit after five fudging delays, I'll blow a gasket.

Level Design: S S's FOREVER!!!!

Single Player: A+ Finally, a long single player

Overall: S Christmas, one million times over.



The Verdict (drumroll please...)


10.5 (yeah a bouns point)

PROS: Anything that was in purple or red.
CONS: Load times are the ONLY thing wrong with this megaton.

Monday, June 23, 2008

Super Overated Galaxy

Super Mario Galaxy






The deveopers must of had good horoscopes to leave such great ideas on the belt to bleed.


































Fun: A-











Features: N/A











Graphics: S Argueably the best looking Wii game.











Controls: B+











Multiplayer: F Multiplayer is supposed to be fun for BOTH players.











AI: B-











Repetitive Value: D- After you beat the final boss there is no point in continuing.











Depth: C- The game is verging on too short.











Music: C+ I don't know why it's getting so many sound awards, it ain't that good.




Presentation: C- Excellent ideas, pitiful execution.




Level Design: C When I say 'pitiful execution', I mean these linear levels.




Single Player: B- Which is a shame, because the single player isn't half bad.




Overall: B+ PSYCH!!!!






















Closing Words




8.6




Pros: Beatiful visuals & great ideas.




Cons: But leaving such ripe lemons half squeezed...tsktsktsk, Nintendo.
















Monday, June 16, 2008

WII WANT A SEQUEL!!!!

The Most Wanted Sequels For A Nintendo Console



10. Nintendogs

I want to waggle my Wiimote and tail soon!

9. Boom Blox

Lets hope Spielberg will think about a sequel.

8. Sonic & the Secret Rings

I wanna feel the heat again!

7. Spider Man 3

News flash Marvel, find a developer with talented artists!

6. Earthbound

Can we use PK Magnet to attract a sequel?

5. DAHBWU

Thank you, please come again.

4. Bully Scholarship Edition

"Welcome Back to Bullworth" I'm dying to hear

3. Kid Icarus

Little Boy Wonder NEEDS to return!

2. Pikmin 2

Imagining this sequel makes a flower grow out of my head.

1.
Super Smash Bros Brawl
PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PUUUUULEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Stand Next to Sonic's Fire

Sonic and the Secret Rings











Does Sonic's debut on Wii blaze a trail of glory?

















Fun: B It's hard to unlock some things in this game.











Features: B











Graphics: B Soild.











Controls: C No rear view, SEGA?











Multiplayer: D+ At least Mario Party 8 didn't have broken IR. Plus the mini games are MP rip-offs with bland names.











AI: B











Repetitive Value: B Lots and lots of missions, but if you were hoping for multiplayer, you can pass this one up.











Depth: B











Music: C+ "How It Started" + no singing + no singing period = good times











Presentation: B











Level Design: B+











Single Player: A- Same thing over and over again, but quite fun.











Overall: B




Verdict

8.5

Pros: The single player is cool.

Cons: The multiplayer isn't.






Palkia, Use Spacial Rend!

Pokemon Battle Revolution







How half a fetus could ever reach the egg is another fascinating mystery of the human body.



















Fun: D+ Anyone up for a battle? Anyone?







Features: B Character customisation. Woohoo.







Graphics: A- Graphics are blurry, but that 60 fps and those colorful stadiums rock!







Controls: N/A You are battling 24/7 in this game like you did in the stone age, in this case one day a year.







Multiplayer: C This is why Mark Bozon hit that flat note on his video review: broken online multiplayer.







AI: B Same old, same old.







Repetitive Value: D- It falls into the same trap as it's handheld cousins -- except this time when you start the game.







Depth: F Depth? Ha! My math tests go deeper than this!!







Music: D Thrown together music, and an annoying announcer. What could be worse? Answer: the game!







Presentation: D Why the heck Nintendo sent it out half finished will never be known by even the most intelligent life in space.







Level Design: N/A Hellllooo, it a bad Pokemon game!







Single Player: F If you like a bland, uninspired, shallow, and unrewarding single player, this is the game for you!







Overall D+ Wow, I commented on all the categories!




Verdict

4.0

Pros: The best graphics of the 3 3D Pokemon games.

Cons: The game feels half finished.

In Case You Saw the Sly 2 Pre-review...

Just to make sure I don't cause any confusion with that last review, since I'm so time pressed, I decided to post just the factions and the verdict until I can get to the full review.


Thanks,

Royalfrost

Sly is Baaaaaaaaaaack!

Sly 2 Band of Thieves







Place this game under maximum security. You're not gonna regret doing so.











Fun: A







Features: D The movies, while great, won't cut it for long.







Graphics: A Two years and two knife sharpeners later...







Controls: A







Multiplayer: N/A







AI: B







Repetitive Value: F Even a level restart cheat is no excuse for not having a mission replay mode, especially with all the good stuff in this game.







Depth: A+ If only we could easily revisit these fantastic missions.







Music: C+ All the toons are kinda repetitive.







Presentation: S Bentley's projection pictures say it all.







Level Design: A If the game makes me wanna skip levels 4 & 5 out of fear, this game has something.







Single Player: S Heck, I might just USE the fudging cheat to redo the whole game.







Overall: S Word of notice, only the best stuff gets a honorable S from da harsh video game critique, me.







Verdict

10

Pros: Incredible and creative remake of the original formula.
Cons: Putting in cheats to return to missions easily gets tedious.