Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Wii Play Too Simply

Wii Play


This game is crap. It's so bad I'm not going to even bother giving this game a ****ing rating. Is this a JOKE Nintendo? After setting platinum medal records in all the games in 120 minutes, you realize that all you got for your money that was WORTH buying this relay racer on steroids was (drum roll please)... the Wii Remote. When I had gotten 10 platinum medal records in Fishing in 20 minutes, I stopped playing it and tried to find a stupid reason to go on. Plus I put dents in all the targets in the Shooting Range while doing my homework, posed Miis for five-hundred points while watching Looney Tunes, rallied 200 times in my sleep, put up 25 goals while trying to escape the crumbling World Trade Center, became a pool shark with sore hands, demolished a whole farm while sky diving, and filled a whole scrap yard with tank parts while putting lights on all the trees in our yard. To sum it all up, all the simple stuff takes all the fun out of it.



Quick Review (do I even need to?)


2.0 (F)


Pros: Wii Remotes are nice.

Cons: But why fork out that extra Hamilton for a crap game?

1 comment:

Knuckles said...

Strongly agree. If you play fishing the fish look like there bobbing on top of the water. YYYYAAAAWWWWNNN. Sorry nearly fell asleep. Anyway there are few games which you get bored of

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